1. sincerely-steeny:

    galifianafuck:

    when you write a sentence and it rhymes

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    why does the picture make perfect sense

    (Source: a-sexxy-serial-killer, via lucifers-ass-cheek)

     
  2. xxcookievampiressxx:

    ursus-austrum:

    amroyounes:

    How about some love for a good police officer?

    Officer Gaetano Acerra

    Responded to a call where a 13 year old boy didnt want to live in his home anymore. He found out that the family couldnt afford a bed or much else for the teen.

    So he bought him one. A big queen sized one.

    He also bought him a Tv and someone donated a Wii, so now they play whenever Officer Gaetano Acerra has a chance

    He also plans to get him a dresser, mirror, and a hamper. Among other things he needs but cannot afford.

    People. They’re not ALWAYS a bunch of bastards.

    http://www.wsmv.com/story/25459694/police-officer-goes-above-and-beyond-for-sumter-teen

    The corruption needs to go.
    This guy can stay.

    Mass produce this guy. There needs to be more of him 

    (via annabeth-fallenangel)

     
  3. carnivaloftherandom:

    curlykytta:

    comedium:

    news flash: bbc finally does something right

    Listen up college kiddies that think your drunken escapades don’t matter!

    Ooh, and bonus Colin Salmon.

    Hey, Colin, nice shirt

    Is that colour… Salmon?

    (Source: helbigs, via misssmartass)

     
  4. carnivaloftherandom:

    curlykytta:

    comedium:

    news flash: bbc finally does something right

    Listen up college kiddies that think your drunken escapades don’t matter!

    Ooh, and bonus Colin Salmon.

    Walter get back to starling city. 

    (Source: helbigs, via misssmartass)

     
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  8. whatsagarb said: do you ship troyler

    dennys:

    we are a restaurant  

     

  9. glitteryobituary:

    femme-mermaid27:

    As Halloween approaches I feel like half of a Tumblr is like 

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    and the other half is like

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    I am a combination of both these things, all year. 

    (via emily-might-not-be-human)

     
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  11. englishmajorhumor:

    wittacism:

    It’s essay writing season for tons of students!

    After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 

    Happy writing. You can do it!

    This is actually brilliant.

    (via annabeth-fallenangel)

     
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  13. lucifers-ass-cheek:

    posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 1 (part 2)

    (via danandphil)

     
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